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Your presence is the gift. If you would like to give something anyway, our registry is below.
But this wedding did cost an insane amount of money. Nobody made us do it, and we would do it again, but we are two broke bitches now and the bar tab was real. If you were thinking of a gift, cash is the one we want. Nothing required, obviously. But the Venmo is right there.
Placeholder timings. Swap these for the real run of show once Nella Terra confirms.
Placeholder. Waldo is short, opinionated, and entirely in charge. He will attend the ceremony in a bow tie and then retire to somewhere shaded with a bowl of water.
Scroll on. Placeholder answers where we do not know yet.
Nella Terra Cellars, 5005 Sheridan Rd, Sunol, CA 94586, about forty minutes south of Oakland. Open in Maps.
Formal cocktail. The ceremony is on grass with stone steps nearby, so flats or block heels will serve you better than stilettos.
Uber and Lyft both serve the venue, but it is remote wine country and cars can be scarce, especially late. Reserve a ride ahead of time, or plan to carpool with someone staying at the hotel.
We are holding a room block at the AC Hotel Pleasanton, a short drive from the venue. Open in Maps. Booking link and rate to come.
Yes, for the ceremony and cocktails. He is not, despite his own view of the matter, officiating.
✨ no 💁♀️ ✨
I'm ashamed you had to ask 😉
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